1. 04:53 8th Feb 2012

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    jadinacookie:

    sunnydayinmymind:

    knifeeyes:

    The suit makes the man.

    A properly tailored, fitted and matched suit (can) make the man a million times more fuckable attractive than he could ever be in everyday clothes. Even when the starting material is already pretty much fuckable attractive on its own.

    I am a scientist, I cannot give you a conclusion without proper evidence.

    Therefore tonight, in lieu of a single hunk, I bring you the suits:

    1. The Cumberbatch: with a physique like that, he could wear a sheet (mh… did he ever, I wonder?) and be fabulous even without the tie. Also, feet that long should be considered illegal.
    2. The McAvoy: do you look like a 13 year old boy who likes to dress up as half a goat in your spare time? No problem. Striped suit, snug vest, and voilà, you can have my panties. Yours, no return policy.
    3. The Baker: Simon Baker, a man whose smile alone could melt a thousand glaciers; put him in a Prada suit and coat ensemble, I would start to worry about global warming. He looks better in gray, though (known as “The Jane”).
    4. The Caffrey: John Varvatos, a five buttons vest and a slim tie with a four in hand that could choke from a distance? Breathing is overrated anyway. 
    5. The Moriarty:Westwood, bitches. ‘nuff said. Also, honey, you should see him in a crown… and hand-made shoes (as in, literally, made out of hands). Fabulous. De-li-cious.
    6. The Fassbender: with a name like that and a suit like that, I bet there’s a lot more than fasses that you could bend at your will. Put some shoes on, so I can take them off with the rest of it, yes?
    7. The Arthur: your name is Arthur, you wear brown like it’s the new black, you walk on the walls of corridors, you dream in a dream in a dream in a dream, I am not surprised you have this effect on people.  ♪ that body was made for suiting, and one of these days I’m gonna take all these suits off of you ♪
    8. The Leto: you’re four feet tall but you can scream like a banshee; your target audience is 14-16 year old girls but you starred in movies that ruined people’s lives (yes, Requiem for a Dream, I’m talking about you); you wear Hugo Boss with a fedora. Walking contradiction. I like that.
    9. The Bond: case dismissed.

    Goodnigt, y’all.

    bless this post!

    This reblog needs no justification XD

     
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